Husband: OW! Way to just step on me!
Me: Well, get out of my way.
Husband: That's how you talk to me?
Me: You know I'm trying to get in there to pick up, and you're doing nothing there, so move!
Husband: How about the magic words?
Me: Fine, you can stay and clean it up.
Husband (leaving): And those are the magic words.
Me (muttering): Yeah, that's what I thought.